- I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Groucho Marx

- A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx

- Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Groucho Marx

- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx

- I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less. Eddie Izzard

- The report of my death was an exaggeration. Mark Twain

- Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain

- Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen

- I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen

- I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. Woody Allen

- To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.

- There's a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of the heart.

- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H. L. Mencken

- There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

- Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

- One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. Sophocles

- When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

- Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.

- I hate you, I hope you die, you were my boyfriend and you made me cry.

- I can forget my very existence in a deep kiss of you. Byron Caldwell Smith